Proposals are quite common in New York’s Madison Square Park – proposals that go down like THIS aren’t especially common though.
Joshua Kokeny spoke to the media about the awkward situation he stumbled into when he noticed a woman holding a “MARRY ME?” sign in the picturesque New York park early May.
As a couple walked towards the girl, Josh said that everyone just sort of went still and quiet, as they could tell that they were about to witness a memorable, romantic moment.
Well, memorable – yes. Romantic? Not so much…
“The guy walked up to her, he got on one knee, everyone was expecting her to say yes,” Josh told media sources.
“All eyes were on him, you couldn’t help but notice that something was about to happen. Everyone’s look was like ‘this is such an experience’, everyone was expecting a celebration.”
“When she saw the ring come out, she said ‘no, what are you doing, Jason?’ She looked so surprised, like it was the last thing on her mind. She was caught in shock and didn’t know what to say.”
Perhaps it would’ve been better for poor Jason’s feelings if she’d remained in that state of not knowing what to say, because then it got worse…
After taking a good long look at the ring, inspecting it closely, she started to speak.
“No, this is embarrassing, you’re embarrassing me,” she cried. “What are you doing? You’re embarrassing me, f#%$ off Jason!”
Josh claims that she spun around and stormed out of the park while Jason stayed there on one knee for a moment before deciding to chase after her, calling out, “Wait, where are you going?”
“The crowd stood there in awe of the circumstances, everyone thought this was going to go differently,” said Josh.
“The girl with the sign was just standing there, then she just folded it up and walked away.”
…As did everyone else, pretending they hadn’t just witnessed the most humiliating moment of some guy named Jason’s life.
And that girl thinks it was embarrassing for her? What about him?!
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