THESE 5 SET OF PEOPLE WILL BE MOST AFFECTED BY THE OGOGORO BAN >>>

As we all know, drinkers of ‘ogogoro’ are in for a tough time as the federal government has banned its sale and consumption.

The ban was announced by the Director General of the National Agency for Food and Drugs Administration and Control (NAFDAC), Dr. Paul Orhii.

The ban came after deaths traced to consumption of the local gin in Rivers and Ondo states.

Just so you know, the ban of  the locally brewed illicit gin, which goes with different local appellations like ‘Ogogoro’, ‘Kai Kai’,  Kparaga, kai-kai, Sun gbalaja, Egun inu igo meaning The Masquerade in the Bottle, push-me-push-you, ufofob [Calabar], robirobi[Abeokuta], baba erin [Ilesha], etonto [Pidgin English], wuru [Ijaw],Udi Ogagan and Agbakara [Benin] and Aka mere, Agbagba [Urhobo], as well OHMS (Our Home Made Stuff), Iced Water, Push Me, I Push You and Craze man in the bottle and ‘Sapele Water’ is a big deal.

The ban is such a big deal that the ‘ogogoro’ word has been trending on twitter for the past 24 hours.

Can we blame the twitter ranters?

Well, we think that these are the five groups of persons that will be the most affected by the ban.

•  Nigerian police officers:

You disagree? Then you should read the confession of a police officer who was caught sleeping on duty months ago.

• Commercial drivers, motor park touts and Okada riders:

The rate at which these people consume Ogogoro is just beyond words.

• Security guards
•  Construction workers: We hear it helps them stay awake all through the night but The local laborers, bricklayers and builders often love to get high on ogogoro to get some strength for the task ahead. Which has not been scientifically proven yet.

• The civil servant

Tried getting anything don at parastatal in the morning? These ones derive pleasure in taking it to beat the early morning laziness